The Miracle Twins Update

A lot of the citizens of Nice are pissed that their mayor is spending so much of his time kissing the behinds of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. What should he be doing instead. Focusing on the murder of an actual citizen of the city. The people of Nice have even taken to protesting at the hospital. You have to admit, the mayor did go a little (or a lot) overboard celebrating. There are European countries that celebrated the birth of their future queens and kings less.