Monday, September 29, 2008

Celebrity Roundup

Kim Ledger, "Our Family Has Gifted Everything To Matilda"
Matilda Ledger will get her father's whole $16million dollar fortune.
Have You Had Sex With A Jonas Brother?
A radio station is offering $10,000 to anyone who has sex with an adult Jonas Brother and can prove it. Now, I believe that the two older boys are virgins like I believe in Santa Claus, but this is just tacky. And why settle for just $10,000. Girls if you can prove that you have had sex with a Jonas, go to a tabloid. The will pay you more that. Heck, go to Disney. They'll pay you more than that just to keep your mouth shut.
Shanna Moakler Rushes To Travis Barker's Side:
Of course she rushed to his side. She loves that man. After all she'll beat a bitch's ass just for looking at Travis too long.

Emily Osment Red Hot Emmy Beauty
Emily Osment, Wow!
The Beckham Children Have Acquired American Accents: Their parents won't think it's so cute when they are saying "like" every three works. Like it's really annoying, listening to kids, like, try to like form a sentence.

Miley Cyrus In The City: Candace Bushnell would love Miley Cyrus to play teenage Carrie in her high school adaption of Sex in the City. Miley has already said the she would love to do a younger, cleaner Sex in the City. Because Sex in the City is one of her favorite shows. And it shows in her behavior.

Selena Gomez Wants To Keep Image Squeaky Clean:
On the other hand, Selena wants nothing to do with the show. She says it's not the audience she is looking for. But don't you think she would be a glamorous little Charlotte.

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