Happy Halloween

I still don't have the pumpkins. I still need to go buy more candy, for kids that never show up at my house. I'm at the point where I am practically begging my son's friends to stop by. I was going to do all that stuff yesterday morning, but my youngest was sick again. So I will rush around trying to do it this morning. And to top it off it's pouring down raining, last night we had a thunderstorm. The kids don't show up when the weather is nice so I'm not going to get my hopes up. And I still have to do an alter for Dia de los Muertos (the Day of the Dead). I'll try to post pictures.

I was going to dress up as my old self, but my old self my considerably smaller. I have this lovely Alexander McQueen hobble skirt that I was going to wear, but it is a size 40. In order to get it on we would have to lower it over my head, and I wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom. And did I mention that Grandma would have to stand on a chair and lower it on.

So I'm going to be a drunken bridesmaid. I have a dress in a hideous material that I'm going to wear. And I'm going to accessorize with a vodka bottle, snagged pantyhose, a messed up updo, and lipstick smeared across my face. We have all attended at least one wedding where one of the bridesmaids looks just like that. I may even glue my of eyelashes to my cheek like it's falling off. At least this way I don't have to wear shoes, because what drunk bridesmaid can still find her shoes at the end of the night.

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