Child endangerment charges against Casey Anthony have been dropped. Murder charges have taken their place of course. If you murder your kid, it is pretty much a given that you are a horrible parent. Also if they lose the murder charges they can always come back and file child endangerment charges later.
Now here is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Everyone following this case probably has seen a Nancy Grace show once during the past few months. And there are probably more than a few of us who can't stand her (or that terrible rhyming lawyer that is always on her show). I don't know if it her terrible fake empathy (she can't act her way out of a paper bag), or her being two-faced (When Leonard Padilla was supporting Casey she tried to make him seem stupid, now he is her great source of information about the inner workings of the Anthony family.). Or maybe it's constantly having to look at photos of her twins, while she pretends to be overcome with emotion. I don't look at pictures of my own children that much, why would I want to see hers. I can't put my finger on it is about her because I really do enjoy the show when someone else is guest hosting.
The Spoof wrote a hilarious fake news report. This is not a real news report, but keep on reading because it is funny as heck.
FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony.
That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins were taking into protective custody.
The Smoking Pistol website had the all the details of the arrest and Grace's mug shot on the site. Smoking Pistol reports that the authorities found a cheap woman's weave made of Cuban human hair with bad highlights and a phony work permit in the name of Zenida Gonzales at the residence of Nancy Grace hidden under mounds of Anne Nicole Smith paraphernalia.
The site reports that Nancy Grace was taken kicking and screaming. She was yelling to her assistant to get California bounty hunter Leonard Padilla on the line and have him bail her out as she was led out. Once Grace knew this was a great moment to get more ratings she screamed at her camera to catch all the action so she could talk about the arrest for several months to bored housewives.
Casey Anthony's lawyer, Jose Baez, suddenly called for a news conference and demanded his client be released. He said "It appears there was a Zenida Gonzales after all. We just didn't suspect that the mysterious Zenida Gonzales would be Nancy Grace herself".
The Smoking Pistol reports that Nancy Grace had kidnapped Caylee Anthony so she could create massive ratings for her own show on Cable TV.
Also found at Nancy Grace's residence were copies of fake birth certificates that were not filled out and a rolodex of famous celebrities who recently had babies, including Clay Aiken and Angelina Jolie.
Authorities did not offer any details on the whereabouts of Caylee Anthony, because Nancy Grace was still being interrogated.
The Smoking Pistol documents that authorities told them that Nancy Grace not only had kidnapped Caylee Anthony but it was also discovered that Grace was part of an elaborate baby selling, drug dealing and murder for hire business on the side besides hosting her show on Cable TV on Headline News.
It was also reported that Grace hired people to protest in front of Casey Anthony's parents home, to give the case more sense of drama, but it was reported that Grace was so cheap the protesters had to pay for their gas to get to Casey's parents home.
The FBI started to suspect Grace was behind many of the cases that she highlighted on her show when they tailed Drew Peterson, the policeman with the missing young wife, and photographed Peterson handing Grace an envelope stuffed with thousand dollar bills at a Bolingbrook Denny's.
That started the whole investigation toward Nancy Grace being the culprit in many of her most famous cases on her show. The Smoking Pistol said that the authorities had found records that showed that Nancy Grace had sold prescription drugs to Howard Stern, the lawyer for Anne Nicole Smith.
Grace was also part owner of the stripper service in Durham, North Carolina, that Crystal Gail Mangum worked for when she went to perform for the Duke Lacrosse Team. Grace had been angered that her girls had been stiffed by the young men.
Also of Interest:
Caylee Anthony Update 21 October
Casey Anthony's MySpace Page About Caylee
Better Be Nice To Your Children
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