Sperm Donors

I am so excited. My hormones are almost back to normal (after my body started producing HCG even though I wasn't pregnant), so I can start trying to conceive again. I thought that I would have a baby by now, but my hormones just wouldn't cooperate. So now I am looking for a sperm donor. And it's harder than I thought it would be. There are too many choices. I have poor decision making skills, it can take me weeks to make the simplest decision, so this impossible.

I know what I want my baby to look like. I want dark curls with rosy cheeks and a little button nose. But there are a million donors out there that would produce that baby. And most sites don't have adult photos, the best you can hope for is a baby photo. I know a lot of ugly people who started out as beautiful babies. And I'm not looking for genius sperm. Both my boys are extremely bright, and I'm tired of being asked questions I don't know the answers to. I just want a creative guy of average intelligence. And even creative is negotiable.

Maybe I should advertise in a college newspaper. I bet some college student would like what I would pay the sperm bank for a vial of sperm, instead of the $50-$100 the sperm bank pays them. I can see my ad now.

Looking for attractive directed sperm donor. No taller than 6 feet, thin build.
Black or dark brown hair, blue eyes. Average intelligence.
Must be willing to take HIV and STD test, looking for
photos. Willing to pay $175-$300 a donation. No personal contact.

I wonder how many replies I would get. Sperm banks accept directed donors and they advertise. So why not advertise for myself and send my own donor to the bank. I think that I would be more comfortable with that. And if all else fails, there is always my ex.

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