Friday, January 2, 2009

10 Most Hated Celebrities Of 2008

Bumpshack is out with their 10 Most Hated Celebrities of 2008 list. There is a vote among bloggers to come up with the list. I have included the list to 20 and what they have to say about our favorite celebrity parents because this is too funny.
  1. Paris Hilton(66 votes)
  2. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag (60 votes) Seriously, do we need a reason to hate these two? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the most pimped out couple to come out of MTV’s pseudo-reality show “The Hills” and they couldn’t be any faker. From fake virginity, fake boobs, fake pregnancy, fake marriage to the most unbelievable quotes and publicity stunts, they are the lowest low of American society. We always see them out doing nothing but posing for the cameras and we often realize there couldn’t be two people more perfect for each other. They are both so futile and have absolutely no brains at all, we hope they live happily ever after in their pseudo world of flash bulbs and tabloid headlines.
  3. Madonna (53 votes) Here is the issue with Madonna. You are either a die hard fan or the thought of her is like nails on a chalk board. This is a woman who was an iconic figure that fearlessly pioneered trends, but recently fell into a vast pit of desperation. Whether she is trying to pass off a faux British accent or dominate the world via Britney Spears…this is a creature that feels she can do no wrong. So, we are her minions and her sad attempts at recapturing her youth involve young male models named Jesus. Sounds like a perfectly good match made in egotistical heaven.
  4. Tom Cruise (50 votes) He has tried to apologize and rectify his media mistakes in 2008, but it was all to no avail. Despite his countless recent interviews from Oprah to The Hills After Show, his loony antics of years past (jumping on Oprah’s couch, calling out Brooke Shields, insulting Matt Lauer and pushing his cult on America) pretty much sealed his demise. As we revisited his 25th anniversary in Hollywood this year, we all realized that he is a long way gone from classics like Risky Business, Top Gun & Rain Man. Sorry, Tom… Valkyrie just ain’t cuttin’ it these days. Your Interview With the Vampire co-star Brad Pitt still has our hearts, and you don’t even have our pity. But hey, keep your chin up- you did produce a freakishly cute child. Tom is only the second celebrity to make both this list and the ‘Most Hated Celebs’ list from two years ago.
  5. John Mayer (44 votes)
  6. Kanye West (32 votes)
  7. O.J. Simpsons (29 votes)
  8. Perez Hilton (28 votes)
  9. Rosie O'Donnell (26 votes)
  10. Denise Richards (23 votes) Her reality TV show, ‘It’s Complicated,’ made her look so bad that most of us, who were unfortunate to watch it, finally started to actually see why Charlie Sheen might have been banging every stripper this side of Encino while he was married to the self absorbed and shallow Richards. Denise is so hated that she made Charlie look like the good guy in their split and that is no small accomplishment. She should be eternally grateful to whoever did the casting for her role in ‘Wild Things’ which made her famous and for reality TV for extending said fame an additional 15 minutes.

  • Jessica Simpson (22 votes)
  • Angelina Jolie (19 votes) Angie is a great actress, who can do anything from action to drama and still be credible in every role. She is sexy, hot mother of 47 children who loves doing humanitarian work all over the world. Angie is an epiphany – she is on her way to becoming Hollywood’s biggest icon of all time. Is she perfect or is she fake? Is she just a good product of media manipulation or the real deal? Reportedly, Angelina seduced Brad Pitt on the set of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” with wild sex and the idea of raising dozens of kids and orphans in secluded villages. Jolie has made Jennifer Aniston go nuts running around naked in a desperate cry for attention. We all know Aniston hates Angelina and almost every other woman in the world, who doesn’t have lesbian fantasies of Jolie hate her as well.
  • Heather Mills (18 votes) For a celebrity blogger, Heather Mills’ mere existence is like Christmas every day - she is the gift that keeps on giving. Removing her false leg on Larry King’s show is just the least of her escapades. She took Sir Paul McCartney for nearly $50M in their divorce (which she has reportedly mostly spent already), reneged on a promise to help a fellow amputee purchase prosthetics, got fired by her own publicist, and forced her nanny to give her naked spray tans. Small wonder that her publicist called her “the biggest b***h on the planet.” I prefer to refer to her as “a syphilitic Tasmanian devil on crank” myself
  • Elizabeth Hasselbeck (17 votes) Elisabeth was cute back when she was on ‘Survivor,’ but now over half of Americans can’t stand her. First, she makes Rosie O’Donnell so upset, that she leaves ‘The View’, and then she fought almost every day during the election with Whoopi Goldberg. I’m surprised she hasn’t been fired from ‘The View’ already. And the thing that’s the funniest? Since the election is over, she has backpedaled and says she supports Obama after she swore up and down that she was a McCain girl. She’s fun to watch at least keeps it lively with the ultra-liberals on the show
  • Kim Kardashian (17 votes)
  • Nick Hogan (16 votes)
  • Michael Vick (15 votes)
  • Kevin Federline (15 votes) The former husband of Britney Spears has found a slight redemption the past year. With Britney going ham sandwich crazy, he was forced to step up and be the sane parent. He was able to alter his image from parasite to pudgy part time father with a career as a wannabe has-been. However, Kevin has Britney to thank for remaining slightly relevant and footing the bill for his wardrobe that came from a Rosie O’Donnell yard sale. He is still a drain on society and is probably lists finishing Grand Theft Auto III over 6 consecutive times as an accomplishment on his resume.
  • Tyra Banks (13 votes)
  • Russel Brand (12 votes)
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