Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres tonight at 10pm on Bravo. And they may have found the most desperate woman in the series' history. Danielle is waiting for someone to come and save her and her daughters from financial ruin. She can't support her lifestyle while waiting on her divorce settlement. Does the bitch have a job?

She is high maintenance, needy, a more than a tad bit slutty. She is actually surprised that some guy she met online, whose name she doesn't know , and has only had phone sex with, stands her up when it comes time to have a real date.

She wants a sugar daddy, but the guys buying bimbos want younger and newer models, not an old used car.

Her introduction starts at 3 minutes.