Pete Wentz Is Delusional

Pete Wentz is trying to convince the public that all of the magazines were trying to buy photos of little Bronx, and they don't want to whore him out.

“About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.”

“We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, ‘There is a bounty on our heads’ for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. It’s scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity [sic] becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.

“In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now - and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.”

“ps Trust me he’s cute. He looks like his mommy.”

Reasons I don't believe this

1. Magazines are cash strapped and laying people off. They aren't offering money to "every celeb couple" anymore. Why would they be fighting over the photos of a d-list baby. The magazines are saving their money for when Mariah Carey or Janet Jackson give birth.
   
2. The Simpson Family would sell photos of themselves taking a crap to magazines if they could find a buyer.
3. They need the publicity and probably the cash. Nobody buys their albums anymore.
4. And he said that they decided not to sell the photos right now. Which translates to "We are holding out until Grandpa Joe can hammer out a deal.
5. Just look at the name they gave the poor boy. They are trying so hard to get attention.

Dude, there just isn't insatiable curiosity to see your baby.