Links For 6 May 2010

You have to love Mariachi Cabos version of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall. I would love to go into a Mexican restaurant and see something like this. I also love their version of Michael Jackson's Beat It.
 



Bristol Palin: I'm On My Own Financially
Bristol Palin is claiming that she is getting no help from her wealthy mother, and is struggling like tons of other teen mothers. Not buying it. And of course most teen mothers don't get $1750 a month in child support from their baby daddies.

Justin Bieber Fans Demand He 'Breakup' with Kim Kardashian
Maybe they are just trying to save her from that fame whore. Maybe they think she is using him for free publicity.
Dwyane Wade's Wife Sues Gabrielle Union, Charges Sexual Behavior In Front Of Kids
Dwyane Wade's estranged wife is suing Gabrielle Union for emotional distress because she and Dwyane were "engaged in sexual forplay" in front of the couple's boys. I'm assuming this means kissing. A lot of what the suit says sounds like Siohvaughn is putting words in the oldest boy's mouth. He is alleged to have told a court appointed rep that he wanted the police to put his dad in jail so he wouldn't have to go to visit. And that home is "where the woman kissing daddy lives."  Family court has already thrown out these charges. I guess Siohvaughn couldn't sue for alienation of affection.

Halle Berry & Baby Daddy Split Over Her Nagging
Gabriel Aubry left Halle Berry because she was nagging him about making enough money. He only makes around $700,000 a year. But it wasn't enough to pull his own weight in Halle's world. And I don't think it helped that he has been getting physical with the photographers.

I think she just wanted to make the perfect baby, and Gabriel was just a long term sperm donor. She also admits that she isn't sure that commitment is forever.

Justin Bieber

For the little girl who asked me to write something about Justin Bieber, this is for you. Here is a behind the scenes look at his soon to be released video for "Baby."

Joe Jonas Performs 'Single Ladies'

Joe Jonas danced and lip synced to Beyonce's, 'Single Ladies'. He seems a little clumsy, but you have to remember that the Jonas Brothers don't normally do choreography and he had on heels. And from of the looks of it, they may not lip sync. He was so bad it that I am wondering if they actually sing live. It is a really funny video.

Britains Got Talent Hollie Steel

Looks like Susan Boyle , who is starting to annoy me, may have some competition on Britains Got Talent. Ten year old Hollie Steel is much more marketable, and isn't that what matters most on these competitions.

More Of My Odd Taste In Children's Music

The 1932, Henry Hall version of Teddy Bears Picnic.

Lullaby by HoneyHoney

The lullaby from the Tobacco Free California Grim Reaper commercial is so haunting. It is constantly playing somewhere in the back of my head, and I think it is giving me nightmares. But I do love it so.

The song is available from iTunes.

Britney Spears

Watch the trailer for Britney Spears' Circus Tour. I'm not a fan of her music but by the look of it, the tour will be entertaining.


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M.I.A. At The Grammys

M.I.A. rocked the Grammys and polka dots Sunday. Sunday also was her due date, but she put her faith in her baby being late. I couldn't move like that when I was nine pregnant.

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Jonas Brothers Nominated For Worst Band

The Jonas Brothers and Fall Out Boy have been nominated for Worst Band by the British NME Awards. Why don't the Grammys have worst categories? I would actually watch to see who won that.

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My Favorite Posts of 2008- Jesse McCartney

I saw this over at Perez Hilton. It's Jesse McCartney doing doing T-Pain's Buy U A Drank. It's kind of good.
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Justin Nozuka
David Henrie

DJ Mixers

If your kid dreams of being a DJ here are two dj mixers. If your kid has been good buy the iPod DJ mixer from Urban Outfitters. This looks to be the simplest to use. $120

But if your child was extremely good and is really serious about music go for the upgrade, the Numark Total Computer DJ In A Box. It has a list price of $649.95 but is on sale for $320.

Cheetah Girls Breaking Up

Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams revealed that the group is breaking up after their One World tour ends December 22. "We always knew that this tour would probably be our last," she says. Even though the Cheetahs will be no more doesn't mark the end for Kiely, Sabrina and Adrienne. Kiely and Adrienne plan to record their own solo albums and Sabrina just wrote the book Princess Of Gossip.

If you had any doubt that Adrienne leaked photos of her ladybits this news should squash it. She wants to be an artist for grownups. Without Disney and the support of a group these girls don't have a chance. They should be puckering up to kiss their careers goodbye. Kiely and Adrienne should know this, look what happened when 3LW broke up.

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Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

Is Taylor Swift becoming the Jennifer Aniston of the teeny-bopper set? She spends a lot of time whining about her short relationship (basically a high school relationship) with Joe Jonas. Let it go already Taylor.

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Jewel Talks About Becoming Mother

Is Jewel pregnant? She did an interview with OK! Magazine, and they asked her about starting a family. But she answered the question like she was already pregnant.

"I love being married, I feel more settled," Jewel told OK!. "We're really excited to have a kid. I'm just excited by the whole process. It's exciting as it is scary, but exciting is winning out."

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How To Prevent Your Pop Star Daughter From Becoming A Train Wreck

Tina Knowles knew how to protect her teenage daughter from becoming a bar hopping train wreck.

Beyonce said of her mother, "There have been times where my mom has literally smacked me in my face. When I was 19 - when I was confused and wondering what am I doing, who am I? - we were in the record store, my mom and dad were both there, and my song was playing, and I was feeling like hot stuff.

"She was asking me something and I started singing while she was talking to me. And there were some really cute guys in the store who were noticing me, and I was like, 'Oh yeah! I'm hot!' And my mom said, 'I'm talking to you'. And I kept singing. And so she smacked me - slapped me in my face, so hard.

"And my dad said, 'What are you doing?' Because I didn't get spankings growing up. They didn't believe in that. My mom says, 'She thinks she's hot stuff 'cos her single is out. Nobody cares about that! You are still my child. I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it! Now go sit in the car'. But it was the best thing she could have ever done to me because for the first time I realized I was losing sight of what was important."

Somebody should have shared this information with the mothers of Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan (and all their imitators). They were too busy managing their daughters' careers and trying to be their friends to be their mothers. You never hear of Beyonce stumbling drunk out of nightclubs.

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The Truth About Those Adrienne Bailon Photos

The guy behind the leaking of those Adrienne Bailon photos has come forward. And he is saying that he and Adrienne planned the whole thing. Seems that the tween audience is outgrowing the Cheetah Girls, and Adrienne was hoping to create some buzz. Jonathon Jackson, her "publicist", says that the photos were taken with Adrienne's own phone.

The pair who only knew each other a couple of weeks are no longer speaking. Didn't they stop to think that just maybe this would damage her career. I wonder how many mothers will be seeking refunds on their Cheetah Girls tour tickets.

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Adrienne Bailon Releases Statement

Adrienne Bailon's publicist has released a statement about her nude picture scandal.
'The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media organizations. These photos were taken in private and were intended only for Adrienne's boyfriend, Robert Kardashian.

Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person's sending these private photos out. Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans.'

I doubt any legal action will be taken. This whole scandal seems a bit contrived. Somebody in her camp probably saw what it did for Kim's career and released the photo. The whole thing reeks of desperation. Which is really sad when you consider that Disney is marketing her to our children as a role model. The photo is after the jump.



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Semi-Nude Photos Of Adrienne Bailon Stolen

High School Musical In Sydney

Zac Efron, girlfriend Vanessa, and Ashley Tisdale took the High School Musical 3 promo machine to Sydney, Australia. I was wondering where the rest of the cast is. Did Disney leave it's D-list at home?

Don't they remind you of the Manson Girls on the way to their trial?



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High School Musical 3 Sing-A-Long
Another Cinderella Story

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Taylor Swift Is Not Pregnant

Taylor Swift is denying the rumor that she is pregnant. "I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I'm pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible."

It is probably impossible because she was dating Joe Jonas until last month's telephone break up. The Jonas Brothers are well known "virgins".

At least Taylor is keeping the break up in perspective. She told Ellen DeGeneres, "You know what, it's like, when I find that person that is right for me, he'll be wonderful. When I look at that person, I'm not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18."

And she is probably thinking that his career will be over in a couple of years and hers will still be going strong. Boy bands don't have the longest life span.

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Joe Jonas Is Tacky

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Joe Jonas Is Tacky

I guess nobody ever told Joe Jonas that you don't break up with someone by telephone, email, or FedEx. He broke up with Taylor Swift by telephone.

Are the Jonas Brothers sliding into douche bag territory with their dumping girlfriends by telephone, too tight pants, and Lamborghinis. How much longer will they be able to keep up the wholesome, virgin image is anyone's guess.

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A Funny Open Letter To The Jonas Brothers